Oh god you guys, I was eating with my sister, dad, and step mom and while eating, I face the plate and only the plate, nothing else. Then, while eating, I heard this conversation go on.
Dad: I notice you're very touchy feely today.
My sister (or so I thought): What?
Me: (Yells loudly) He said he noticed how touchy feely you are today! Open your ears!
Everyone went quiet before my sister and dad burst into laughter. Confused, I asked "What?" and my dad said "Hey, Maria, (my step mom) did you just hear what she said to you?" My jaw dropped so far and I was so scared I thought my heart was gonna burst! I ran to her and said "Oh my god, I'm so sorry Maria! I thought it was Kimberly! (My sister). I'M SO SORRY!!!" She nodded and said "No, don't worry about it."